| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| R | Careful Steve | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Seth Rogan | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| R | Rowley Rainford | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.29 | -4.00 (-3.08%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Osheen Slaney | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Solle Hinriksson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Radmilo Golovic | D | |
 |
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Matias Pini | D |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Zambotto Girardig | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Lorcán Byrne | D | |
 |
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Terry Connemara | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jack Morris | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Redmond Lawler | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Séamas Slaney | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | David Amoo | S | |
| +11.00 (11.83%) | 8.45 |