| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +1.00 (8.33%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Ron Burgundy Ii | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dominik Krahn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.62 | +11.00 (8.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Pawel Zamenhof | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Charles Ceciu | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Andy Ruskin | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Tomas Joseph | D |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Mario Civico | D | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Val Wheeler | M |
 |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Patrice Espimas | M |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Juan Ximelez | M | |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Aleksandr Trukhno | M |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Darcy Chamberlin | M | |
|
-1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Hubert Flack | S |
| +21.00 (19.27%) | 9.91 |