| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) |  |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | +3.00 (23.08%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| R | Alan Partridge | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| R | Dominik Krahn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.38 | +29.00 (23.77%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ricco Ricchiuti | K | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Raymond Stantz | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Buster Cherry | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jean Dudan | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Raul Chipre | D | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Lachlan Torrance | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Taylor Blackwood | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Amado Paranhos | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Brian Kox | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Helmuth Janson | S | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Brent Bruso | S | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Derrick Gison | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Cick Lunt | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Juanpa Leon | R | |
| -6.00 (-5.13%) | 8.36 |