| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Teo Koronis | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | -3.00 (-42.86%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Mymate Jambags | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| R | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rupert Roberts | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.29 | -10.00 (-9.80%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| -3.00 (-27.27%) | 11 | Indiana Jones | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jeff Stelling | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Joshua Davison | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Double Andimsold | M | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Hard Trainer | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Reggie Draper | S | |
 |
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ollie Guy | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9.55 |