| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Wez Speltwithaz | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Papas Mybitch | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Shivs Spunkbucket | 6 | -2.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Abusive Jeff | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Charismatic Jambags | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Mixalis Koronis | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tampon Dyer | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Notplayin Forjayayever | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Dyers Fit Cousin | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Wez Thomas | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Rupert Roberts | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| R | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Neville Clifford | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.15 | -8.00 (-8.60%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | John Pope | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Emonem | D | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Valfrid Alverö | D |
|
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Cameron MacClean | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Captain Jack | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Carrot Top | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Weeny Big | M | |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Adrian Sawyer | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Bill Clit | R | |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Yousef Andrawes | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Vitor Cafu | R | |
| +19.00 (17.92%) | 7.57 |