| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| S | Wankover Jeffs Bird | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| 8.25 | +18.00 (18.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Vito Dominguez | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Nineteen Counting | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Campbell MacCarmick | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Julian Joachim | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | José Luis Rincón | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Ricky Bobby | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Gary Speed | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Jam Bear | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jama Bags | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Hannes Albrektsson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Phil Mailer | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Papa Fritzl | R | |
| -9.00 (-8.91%) | 7.21 |