| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| D | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Wankover Jeffs Bird | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Tom Havercrotch | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Captain Charisma | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +11.00 (10.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Steinar Lindin | K | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Timóteo Peralta | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Avin Mohamadi | D | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Semën Shchedrin | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Ian Callaghan | M | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Georgy Ibragimov | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Feliciano Castilla | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fearghal Foley | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Aldo Salinos | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Daley Evans | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Troy Harriott | S | |
| -25.00 (-34.25%) | 6.64 |