| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jayjay Okotcha | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| M | Malcy Malcysson | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) |  |
| S | Wankover Jeffs Bird | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Alan Sugar | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| R | Edgar Sveasson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Pooper Bear | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.86 | +22.00 (20.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | D | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Teo Koronis | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Rupert Roberts | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Mymate Jambags | R | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Neville Clifford | R | |
| -2.00 (-2.20%) | 7.00 |