| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Bill Clit | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) |  |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Carrot Top | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Yousef Andrawes | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.36 | +29.00 (31.52%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Wez Speltwithaz | K | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Wez Thomas | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Mixalis Koronis | R | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Teo Koronis | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Rupert Roberts | R | |
| -10.00 (-9.80%) | 7.29 |