| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Valfrid Alverö | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |   |
| M | Captain Jack | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Vitor Cafu | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ciprian Ispir | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Don Sedgewick | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Chun Gan | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Bill Clit | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Cameron MacClean | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.57 | +19.00 (17.92%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Edgar Sveasson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Malcy Malcysson | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Wankover Jeffs Bird | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Alan Sugar | R | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| -1.00 (-0.94%) | 8.15 |