| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shinjiro Taiga | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Kaim Argonar | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Stevie Sawyer | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Jack van Burace | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Rudy Roughnight | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Mostafa Dossevi | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Haizam Junaidi | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Cloud Strife | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Josef Hesse | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| M | Frédéric François Chopin | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Nauzet Irujo | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| R | Sebastian Starrin | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.08 | +8.00 (9.41%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | John Terry | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
 |
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Juan Mata | M |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Jesus Claus | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Daniel Sturridge | S |
| -7.00 (-8.75%) | 7.27 |