| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sophie Chapman | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | It Dobby | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Aryan Daryl | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fine Ass Elena | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| 6.54 | +18.00 (21.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Derrick Hakin | K | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Stevie Sawyer | D |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Rudy Roughnight | D | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Jack van Burace | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Sebastian Starrin | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Cloud Strife | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Josef Hesse | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Frédéric François Chopin | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Irinel Schiacu | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nauzet Irujo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Rigoberto Peláez | S | |
| -1.00 (-1.32%) | 6.91 |