| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sophie Chapman | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | It Dobby | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Aryan Daryl | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Big Suze | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Fine Ass Elena | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.36 | +16.00 (17.98%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Alexander Chaplow | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Suphi Efe | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Søren Olsen | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Lancelot Routledge | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Claudio Nicoli | D | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Akono Mobuzo | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Nebojsa Kuic | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Dorian Hugeac | M |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Carsten Pohlmann | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Seth Flynn | S | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | André Carreto | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Toni Dohlsten | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Miyamoto Hanabusa | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Byron Royal | R | |
| +13.00 (12.04%) | 7.71 |