| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jeff Heaney | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Suze | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Strapon Michelle | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mark Corrigan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Toni Nextdoor | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Fucking Hell Frankel | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.00 | -6.00 (-7.14%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | John Osborne | K | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Cyril Knowles | D | |
| +3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Keith Newton | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | John Robson | D | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Gary Ablett | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Johnny Haynes | M | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Billy Bremner | M | |
 |
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Keith Weller | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Chris Balderstone | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Ferenc Puskas | S |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Alan Suddick | S | |
| +6.00 (7.50%) | 7.27 |