| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | John Terry | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) |   |
| M | Frank Lampard | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | John Keogh | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jimmy McDonald | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Healthy Fastfood | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Jesus Claus | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| R | Group Sex | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 8.25 | +19.00 (19.19%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Alexander Chaplow | K | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Søren Olsen | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Suphi Efe | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Lancelot Routledge | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Claudio Nicoli | D | |
|
+4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Akono Mobuzo | M |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Nebojsa Kuic | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Carsten Pohlmann | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Dorian Hugeac | M | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Seth Flynn | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | André Carreto | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Toni Dohlsten | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Miyamoto Hanabusa | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Byron Royal | R | |
| +14.00 (12.96%) | 7.71 |