| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alexander Chaplow | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Claudio Nicoli | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Lancelot Routledge | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Byron Royal | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Bruce Howarth | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Akono Mobuzo | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| M | Kenneth Waring | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Al Parlour | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Declan Thurston | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Miyamoto Hanabusa | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Kelvin McLean | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.45 | -3.00 (-4.23%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| +2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | M |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M | |
 |
+2.00 (40.00%) | 5 | Super Hans | M |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | It Dobby | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Strapon Michelle | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Big Suze | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Fine Ass Elena | R | |
| +12.00 (13.79%) | 6.21 |