| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Jeremie Tyler | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Suphi Efe | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Søren Olsen | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| D | Lancelot Routledge | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Dorian Hugeac | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Nebojsa Kuic | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Toni Dohlsten | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Carsten Pohlmann | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Akono Mobuzo | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| S | André Carreto | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Seth Flynn | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Claudio Nicoli | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Miyamoto Hanabusa | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Al Parlour | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +13.00 (11.93%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Group Sex | D | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | John Terry | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Cristiano Messi | M |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | John Keogh | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jimmy McDonald | M | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jesus Claus | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Fucking Skillz | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Juan Mata | R | |
| +8.00 (7.48%) | 7.64 |