| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Daniel Rothe | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Christian Lell | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Marco Fink | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| D | Firat Karaduman | 6 | -3.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Mario Seelisch | 6 | -4.00 (-66.67%) | |
| M | Andreas Ottl | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Nico Paepke | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Peter Niemeyer | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Norbert Lemcke | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Matthias Steinborn | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| S | Richard Steiner | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Manfred Hagel | 6 | -4.00 (-66.67%) | |
| 7.08 | -1.00 (-1.18%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Cock Block | K | |
 |
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Captain Fishfingers | D |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | John Terry | D | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | John Keogh | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Juan Mata | M | |
 |
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Daniel Sturridge | S | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Group Sex | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Jesus Claus | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jimmy McDonald | R | |
| +2.00 (2.04%) | 7.00 |