| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Daniel van Gobbel | 4 | -2.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Danny Simpson | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| D | Fabricio Coloccini | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| D | Stephen Taylor | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Jonas Gutierrez | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Hatem Ben Arfa | 7 | -4.00 (-57.14%) | |
| M | Yohan Cabaye | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Dexter Kinkle | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Cheick Tiote | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Demba Ba | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 6.18 | -13.00 (-19.12%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Sophie Chapman | K | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jeff Heaney | D |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Toni Nextdoor | D |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Nancy America | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Mensa Gail | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| +1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Super Hans | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | It Dobby | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Aryan Daryl | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Fine Ass Elena | R | |
| +3.00 (3.53%) | 6.54 |