| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Pavel Srnicek | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| D | Danny Simpson | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) |  |
| D | Ricardo Casalini | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Fabricio Coloccini | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | James Perch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Gary Nufc Speed | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Dan Gosling | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Jonas Gutierrez | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Yohan Cabaye | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Gabriel Obertan | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Cheick Tiote | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| 8.25 | +16.00 (16.16%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | John Terry | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | John Keogh | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Juan Mata | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jimmy McDonald | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Fucking Skillz | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Daniel Sturridge | R | |
| -6.00 (-5.83%) | 7.36 |