| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | David de Gea | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Gary Pallister | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Tyler Hartman | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| D | Juan-Carlos Zarate | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Brett Griffith | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Lily Hooper | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) |   |
| M | Phil Laak | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Paul Scholes | 5 | +3.00 (60.00%) | |
| M | Cheating Seven | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Jerry Moss | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Raisy Daisy Fahar | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Cheating Jeff | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Ole Gunnar Solskjaer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Mike Matusow | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 6.29 | +18.00 (20.45%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Big Chad | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Stanley Bannerman | D | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Hamilton Halsall | D | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Lucas Griffiths | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Masher Mikey | D | |
| -5.00 (-50.00%) | 10 | Black Cole | M | |
| -3.00 (-60.00%) | 5 | Krafty Keiren | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Alexander Barella | M | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Balázs Bartók | M | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Jörg Lippert | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Hugh McCoist | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Mad Megan | R | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Henrique Penteado | R | |
| -26.00 (-33.33%) | 6.00 |