| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Pavel Srnicek | 12 | -1.00 (-8.33%) | |
| D | Danny Simpson | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| D | Fabricio Coloccini | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Ricardo Casalini | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) | |
| D | James Perch | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Stephen Taylor | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Gary Nufc Speed | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Dan Gosling | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jonas Gutierrez | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Alan Shearer | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| S | Demba Ba | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Yohan Cabaye | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 8.83 | +5.00 (4.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Ice Tea | K | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Howie Canham | D | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Gary Brennan | D | |
|
+4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M |
|
+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Gag Reflex | M |
| +4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | Prince Will | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | James Bond | M | |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Killer Iceman | S |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Mark Dent | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Big Busted Wench | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Crazy Bitch | R | |
| +22.00 (18.18%) | 9.31 |