| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) | |
| D | Chicagobears Areshit | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| 11.00 | +24.00 (19.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
|
+3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ice Tea | K |
|
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Nail Head | D |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Big Busted Wench | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Gag Reflex | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Prince Will | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | James Bond | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Bell End | M | |
|
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Killer Iceman | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Howie Canham | R | |
| +20.00 (16.67%) | 10.00 |