| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Casper Schmeichel | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Big Matty Elliott | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Back Of The Net | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Gerry Gerry Gerry | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Muzzy Izzet | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Karma Chameleon | 10 | -2.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Darren Sicknote Anderton | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Andy Costello | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Andy King | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| S | Emile Heskey | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Matt Bellamy | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Steve Guppy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Shola Ameobi | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Stevie Walsh | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.14 | +6.00 (4.69%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (23.08%) | 13 | Ice Tea | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Nail Head | D | |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Jasper Carrot | D | |
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+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Bobby Ball | D |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Howie Canham | D | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Jon Rambo | M | |
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+4.00 (36.36%) | 11 | Gag Reflex | M |
|
+4.00 (40.00%) | 10 | James Bond | M |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Prince Will | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Bell End | M | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Killer Iceman | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Mark Dent | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Gary Brennan | R | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Crazy Bitch | R | |
| +25.00 (18.25%) | 9.79 |