| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Bryan Swanson | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Salvador Jimenez | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Danny Wilson | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jack Martins | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| D | Antero Lavado | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Malcolm Malcysson | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Louis Spence | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Tatsuya Hato | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Iain Dyeria | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Pap Erc-Unt | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | I-Am Jambags | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| R | Jambo Numbernine | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Ludovic Rommel | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Rudolfo Bezugo | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.79 | +11.00 (10.09%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -8.00 (-66.67%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -7.00 (-63.64%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -7.00 (-63.64%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -6.00 (-60.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -6.00 (-66.67%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | M | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -5.00 (-62.50%) | 8 | Gerardic McMahonovic | S | |
| -59.00 (-54.13%) | 9.91 |