| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) |  |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| S | Careful Steve | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Patrick Jane | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Dominik Krahn | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.64 | +15.00 (11.11%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Bryan Swanson | K | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Danny Wilson | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Salvador Jimenez | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jack Martins | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Malcolm Malcysson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Louis Spence | M | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Tatsuya Hato | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Jeff Joleon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Pap Erc-Unt | M | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | I-Am Jambags | S | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Jambo Numbernine | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyeria | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ludovic Rommel | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Rudolfo Bezugo | R | |
| -7.00 (-6.31%) | 7.93 |