| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -6.00 (-50.00%) | |
| D | Jimmy McElroy | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) |  |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 11 | -4.00 (-36.36%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| S | Patrick Jane | 9 | -1.00 (-11.11%) |  |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| 10.36 | -32.00 (-28.07%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Marc Besleagã | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Gay Pierced | D | |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | John Pope | D | |
|
+3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | John Emonem | D |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Bill Clit | D |
|
+2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Weeny Big | M |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Cameron MacClean | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Carrot Top | M | |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Yousef Andrawes | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Chun Gan | S |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Ciprian Ispir | S |
| +20.00 (20.20%) | 9.00 |