| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Stephan Stover | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Taylor Guy | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| D | Cortez Giles | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Knud Vestergaard | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Xavier Rollins | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Kaj Krokström | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Marshall Rosales | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Wade Riley | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Blake Herring | 7 | +3.00 (42.86%) | |
| S | Finlay Guthrie | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Sayyid Yaseen | 3 | +3.00 (100.00%) | |
| 8.55 | +30.00 (31.91%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -6.00 (-54.55%) | 11 | Alan Partridge | K | |
| -7.00 (-58.33%) | 12 | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Will Ferrell | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Jimmy McElroy | D | |
| -5.00 (-38.46%) | 13 | Jeremy Kyle | M | |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Gerry Mac Mahon | M | |
| -5.00 (-45.45%) | 11 | Fernancow Torres | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Careful Steve | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Geraldinho McMahoninho | S | |
| -5.00 (-55.56%) | 9 | Patrick Jane | S | |
| -4.00 (-50.00%) | 8 | Charlie Winning Sheen | S | |
| -47.00 (-41.23%) | 10.36 |