| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Ricco Ricchiuti | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Raymond Stantz | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Jean Dudan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Richardo Madureira | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Norma Stitz | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Lachlan Torrance | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Taylor Blackwood | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Amado Paranhos | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Brian Kox | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) |  |
| M | Axe Wound | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Zac Horrocks | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Derrick Gison | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Helmuth Janson | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Phil McAvity | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.29 | +2.00 (1.72%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D |
| +3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M | |
|
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | S |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | R | |
| +19.00 (15.97%) | 8.50 |