| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Maverick Banks | 13 | -1.00 (-7.69%) | |
| D | John Cokehead Terry | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| D | Darran Kempson | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| D | Curtis Woodhouse | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Maverick Greed | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |   |
| M | James Brown | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Gary McAllister | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Paul Groves | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Mannie Gallagher | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| S | Zico Scorez | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Hendrix Morrison | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Serge Machine | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Liam Hitman Hearn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.36 | +13.00 (12.62%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | S | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | R | |
| -5.00 (-4.76%) | 8.75 |