| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Maverick Banks | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | John Cokehead Terry | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Darran Kempson | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Serge Machine | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Razor Gruddock | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | James Brown | 10 | -3.00 (-30.00%) | |
| M | Hendrix Morrison | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Peter Sweeney | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Mannie Gallagher | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Liam Hitman Hearn | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Gary McAllister | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Curtis Woodhouse | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Maverick Greed | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.14 | +6.00 (6.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Chicagobears Areshit | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Indiana Jones | M | |
 |
-2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Ilove Gerard | M |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Joshua Davison | M | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Double Andimsold | M |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Bejitta Swole | M |
|
-1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Ollie Guy | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lauren Ledsham | S | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Hard Trainer | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | Filbert Archibald | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 3 | The Wizard | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8.93 |