| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Justin Lee Collins | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Old Bastard Malcy | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Charisma | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Iain Dyer Ear | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| D | Tom Havercrotch | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) |  |
| M | Quitter Jambags | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | The Wezmoister | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Racist Bastard | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Sticky Shivy | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| S | Pooper Bear | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Alan Sugar | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Hardcorephysco Wez | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.64 | +12.00 (9.92%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +4.00 (33.33%) | 12 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| -2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Chicagobears Areshit | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| +2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Indiana Jones | M | |
 |
-2.00 (-16.67%) | 12 | Ilove Gerard | M |
|
+2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Jeff Stelling | M |
| +3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Joshua Davison | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Double Andimsold | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Lauren Ledsham | S |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ollie Guy | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Jayjay McMuffin | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Hard Trainer | R | |
| +15.00 (10.20%) | 10.50 |