| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| D | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Filbert Archibald | 3 | -1.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| M | Joshua Davison | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) |  |
| M | Double Andimsold | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Hard Trainer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Ollie Guy | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Manfred Hausmann | 12 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | The Wizard | 3 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.79 | +4.00 (3.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Rbjayb Jayjay Rbjayb | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
|
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | The Wezmoister | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Sticky Shivy | M | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Hardcorephysco Wez | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | R | |
| +6.00 (6.00%) | 7.69 |