| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Shaun Rowett | 12 | +2.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Manfred Hausmann | 12 | +5.00 (41.67%) |  |
| D | Chicagobears Areshit | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Jayjay McLovin | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| M | Ilove Gerard | 12 | -2.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Indiana Jones | 12 | -3.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Jeff Stelling | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| M | Double Andimsold | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) |  |
| S | Ollie Guy | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Lauren Ledsham | 9 | +5.00 (55.56%) | |
| S | The Wizard | 3 | +1.00 (33.33%) | |
| R | Borat Sagdiyev | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Hard Trainer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Bejitta Swole | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 9.57 | +13.00 (9.70%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Ban Those Cheats | K | |
| -3.00 (-33.33%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| -3.00 (-37.50%) | 8 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Tampon Dyer | M | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-33.33%) | 3 | Gaucho Rodrigues | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Rupert Roberts | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Wez Thomas | R | |
| -2.00 (-18.18%) | 11 | Charismatic Jambags | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Poisen Thatfuker Chalice | R | |
| -27.00 (-27.55%) | 7.00 |