| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Andre Arendse | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | David Nyati | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Neil Tovey | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| D | Bonghani Khumalo | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | John Shoes Moshoe | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Tsimpiwe Tshabalala | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| M | Augustine Makalakalane | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Eric Tinkler | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Sibusiso Zuma | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Shaun Bartlett | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Mark Williams | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jomo Sono | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| R | Phil Masinga | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| R | Siyabonga Nomvete | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 6.93 | -8.00 (-8.25%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Justin Lee Collins | K |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Old Bastard Malcy | D | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Captain Charisma | D |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Iain Dyer Ear | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Jambags Andthe Gladrags | M | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Quitter Jambags | M | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Racist Bastard | M | |
 |
+2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Daisy Does Dallas Ii | M |
|
+2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Malcy Malcysson | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alan Sugar | S | |
|
+2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Pooper Bear | S |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Wankover Jeffs Bird | R | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Tom Havercrotch | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Charlie Bejjita Adam | R | |
| +17.00 (14.29%) | 8.50 |