| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alexander Doni | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Martin Skrtel | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) |  |
| D | Andre Wisdom | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Sebastian Coates | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Jack Robinson | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Graeme Souness | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Jordan Henderson | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| M | Jay Spearing | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) |  |
| M | Stewart Downing | 7 | +4.00 (57.14%) | |
| M | Jesus Suso Fernandez | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Dani Pacheco | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Martin Kelly | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Luis Suarez | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| 8.38 | +18.00 (16.51%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Cock Block | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Fucking Skillz | D | |
| -1.00 (-9.09%) | 11 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| -4.00 (-40.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Juan Mata | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Healthy Fastfood | S | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Robin van Ronaldo | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Miguel Afonso | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Ryan Bertrand | R | |
| -11.00 (-11.34%) | 7.46 |