| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cock Block | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | Ryan Bertrand | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) |  |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | +2.00 (25.00%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| R | Healthy Fastfood | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) |  |
| 7.58 | +13.00 (14.29%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Leifur Ægisson | K | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Lemmie Ashcroft | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Teremun Buba | D | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Papa Fritzl | D | |
| -2.00 (-50.00%) | 4 | Svein Vikan | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Julian Joachim | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Gary Speed | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Hannes Albrektsson | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Iuri Cabecinha | S | |
| -1.00 (-8.33%) | 12 | Vito Dominguez | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Nineteen Counting | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | José Luis Rincón | R | |
| -13.00 (-13.40%) | 6.93 |