| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Cock Block | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| D | Fucking Skillz | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 11 | -3.00 (-27.27%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| M | Lucas Piazon | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) |  |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| S | Jesus Claus | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Healthy Fastfood | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 7.58 | +2.00 (2.20%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +2.00 (25.00%) | 8 | Archie Oakley | K | |
| +2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Matuš Rybár | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Aníbal Pontes | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Bruce Charles | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Ju-Wan Cheong | D | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
|
-1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Constantino Arellano | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Nurettin Ayaz | M | |
| -3.00 (-50.00%) | 6 | Deano Bartley | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Besmir Veseli | S |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Tomás Trincheri | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Arlindo Wálter | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Alex Vicedomini | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Peelip Biryani | R | |
| -7.00 (-6.19%) | 8.07 |