| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Sophie Chapman | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 9 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 6 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |   |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | +3.00 (37.50%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 8 | -1.00 (-12.50%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Big Suze | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Strapon Michelle | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Mat Aris Darus | 2 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.29 | +5.00 (5.68%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -4.00 (-33.33%) | 12 | Vito Dominguez | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Nineteen Counting | D | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Sheamus O’Shaunaghsey | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Teremun Buba | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Lemmie Ashcroft | D | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Svein Vikan | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Tom Cleverley | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | José Luis Rincón | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Julian Joachim | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Gary Speed | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Jama Bags | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Hannes Albrektsson | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Papa Fritzl | R | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Tomtom Tomtom | R | |
| -17.00 (-17.00%) | 7.14 |