| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -2.00 (-28.57%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| D | Nancy America | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Mat Aris Darus | 2 | -1.00 (-50.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 5 | -2.00 (-40.00%) | |
| 6.27 | -17.00 (-24.64%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Steinar Lindin | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Phil Neal | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Big Stevie Walsh | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Timóteo Peralta | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Avin Mohamadi | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Semën Shchedrin | D | |
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+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Georgy Ibragimov | M |
|
+1.00 (14.29%) | 7 | Fearghal Foley | M |
|
+1.00 (20.00%) | 5 | Terry Wareing | M |
|
+2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Stuart Woodlands | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Ian Rushy | S | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Robert Sandison | R |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Feliciano Castilla | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Troy Harriott | R | |
| +7.00 (6.93%) | 7.21 |