| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Johnson | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| D | Toni Nextdoor | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| D | Nancy America | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| D | Aryan Daryl | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Football Related Fred | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Mark Corrigan | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| M | Mensa Gail | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Super Hans | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| M | Stefan Strauss | 4 | -1.00 (-25.00%) | |
| S | Fucking Hell Frankel | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| S | Fine Ass Elena | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 6.82 | +2.00 (2.67%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Archie Oakley | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Matuš Rybár | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Aníbal Pontes | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Bruce Charles | D | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Ju-Wan Cheong | D | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Alex Vicedomini | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Kip Jefferson | M | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Constantino Arellano | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Nurettin Ayaz | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Peelip Biryani | S | |
| -2.00 (-40.00%) | 5 | Tomás Trincheri | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Arlindo Wálter | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Besmir Veseli | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Alberte Josu | R | |
| -2.00 (-1.74%) | 8.21 |