| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | John Osborne | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Ed Stokoe | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Cyril Knowles | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Keith Newton | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | John Robson | 6 | +5.00 (83.33%) | |
| D | Gary Ablett | 6 | +4.00 (66.67%) | |
| M | Johnny Haynes | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Billy Bremner | 9 | -2.00 (-22.22%) | |
| M | Ian Porterfield | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Chris Balderstone | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Alan Suddick | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Keith Weller | 8 | +1.00 (12.50%) | |
| R | Trevor Hockey | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| 7.54 | +26.00 (26.53%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
 |
0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Fucking Skillz | D |
| -4.00 (-36.36%) | 11 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Lucas Piazon | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Juan Mata | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Jesus Claus | S | |
| -2.00 (-2.17%) | 8.36 |