| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Marc Besleagã | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Gay Pierced | 10 | +4.00 (40.00%) | |
| D | John Pope | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | John Emonem | 10 | +3.00 (30.00%) | |
| D | Valfrid Alverö | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) | |
| M | Weeny Big | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) |  |
| M | Cameron MacClean | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Carrot Top | 9 | +4.00 (44.44%) | |
| M | Hector Thompson | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Chun Gan | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Don Sedgewick | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| R | Yousef Andrawes | 9 | +2.00 (22.22%) |  |
| R | Captain Jack | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| R | Adrian Sawyer | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| 8.43 | +20.00 (16.95%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-15.38%) | 13 | Shaun Rowett | K | |
| +2.00 (15.38%) | 13 | Manfred Hausmann | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Jayjay McLovin | D | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Borat Sagdiyev | D | |
| +2.00 (50.00%) | 4 | Filbert Archibald | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Adriano Trenta | D | |
| -4.00 (-30.77%) | 13 | Indiana Jones | M | |
|
+1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Jeff Stelling | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 8 | Hard Trainer | M | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Ollie Guy | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Lauren Ledsham | S | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Joshua Davison | R | |
| +3.00 (2.50%) | 10.00 |