| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -4.00 (-40.00%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -5.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Patrick Jane | 9 | -4.00 (-44.44%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| S | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| 10.09 | -32.00 (-28.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Stephan Stover | K | |
 |
+3.00 (25.00%) | 12 | Taylor Guy | D |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Cortez Giles | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Knud Vestergaard | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Xavier Rollins | M | |
 |
+2.00 (22.22%) | 9 | Kaj Krokström | M |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Brian Chen | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Marshall Rosales | M | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Blake Herring | M | |
|
+1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Finlay Guthrie | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Sayyid Yaseen | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 4 | Manucho Navita | R | |
| +14.00 (13.08%) | 8.92 |