| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Gearalt Delap | 11 | +1.00 (9.09%) | |
| D | Alan Partridge | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | +2.00 (18.18%) | |
| D | Patrick Jane | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | -3.00 (-23.08%) | |
| M | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | +3.00 (25.00%) |   |
| M | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | -2.00 (-25.00%) | |
| M | Gerardez McMahonez | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Juanito Fuentes | 4 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Fernancow Torres | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| S | Dominik Krahn | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| R | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| 9.23 | +7.00 (5.83%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Mike Anthony | K | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 12 | Simon Williams | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Ian Jones | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Peter McAlister | D | |
| +1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Robert Petherick | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Russell Toghill | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | William Cole | M | |
| -3.00 (-30.00%) | 10 | Simon Twinkles | M | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Ricky Bourne | M | |
| -2.00 (-25.00%) | 8 | Glenn Boycott | M | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Gary Brine | S | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | James Mayne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Keef Bourne | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Jason Brine | R | |
| -5.00 (-3.88%) | 9.21 |