| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Alan Partridge | 11 | -5.00 (-45.45%) | |
| D | Gerard Mcmahon Ii | 12 | -5.00 (-41.67%) | |
| D | Gerry Mac Mahon | 11 | -1.00 (-9.09%) | |
| D | Will Ferrell | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Jeremy Kyle | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Careful Steve | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| M | Fernancow Torres | 10 | -5.00 (-50.00%) | |
| M | Patrick Jane | 9 | -5.00 (-55.56%) | |
| S | Geraldinho McMahoninho | 9 | -3.00 (-33.33%) | |
| S | Charlie Winning Sheen | 8 | -3.00 (-37.50%) | |
| S | Gerardic McMahonovic | 8 | -5.00 (-62.50%) | |
| 10.09 | -33.00 (-29.73%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Diego Cavalieri | K | |
  |
+3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Martin Skrtel | D |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Sebastian Coates | D | |
| +2.00 (18.18%) | 11 | Andre Wisdom | D | |
| +1.00 (10.00%) | 10 | Martin Kelly | D | |
|
+1.00 (9.09%) | 11 | Graeme Souness | M |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jordan Henderson | M | |
|
+1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | Jay Spearing | M |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Stewart Downing | M |
|
+1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Raheem Sterling | M |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 10 | Dani Pacheco | S | |
|
0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Xabi Alonso | R |
|
+1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Lionel Messi | R |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Glen Johnson | R | |
| +16.00 (12.80%) | 8.93 |