| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Mike Anthony | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| D | Simon Williams | 12 | +4.00 (33.33%) |  |
| D | Ian Jones | 11 | +5.00 (45.45%) | |
| D | Peter McAlister | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) | |
| D | Simon Twinkles | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| D | Robert Petherick | 8 | +4.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Russell Toghill | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) | |
| M | William Cole | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Ricky Bourne | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Gary Brine | 10 | -1.00 (-10.00%) | |
| S | Keef Bourne | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| R | James Mayne | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Glenn Boycott | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Jason Brine | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| 9.21 | +34.00 (26.36%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Naked Jeff | K | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Branislav Ivanovic | D | |
| +3.00 (27.27%) | 11 | Captain Fishfingers | D | |
| +1.00 (11.11%) | 9 | John Terry | D | |
| -3.00 (-25.00%) | 12 | Frank Lampard | M | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Cristiano Messi | M | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 7 | Juan Mata | M | |
| +2.00 (33.33%) | 6 | Florent Malouda | M | |
| +1.00 (16.67%) | 6 | Miguel Afonso | M | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | S | |
| +1.00 (25.00%) | 4 | Lionel Pelé | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Ryan Bertrand | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Diego Maradona | R | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Robin van Ronaldo | R | |
| +8.00 (7.27%) | 7.86 |