| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Naked Jeff | 11 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Captain Fishfingers | 11 | +4.00 (36.36%) |  |
| D | Branislav Ivanovic | 11 | +3.00 (27.27%) | |
| D | John Terry | 9 | +3.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Frank Lampard | 12 | -4.00 (-33.33%) | |
| M | Cristiano Messi | 10 | +2.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Juan Mata | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Florent Malouda | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| M | Miguel Afonso | 6 | -1.00 (-16.67%) | |
| S | Robin van Ronaldo | 5 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| S | Lionel Pelé | 4 | +1.00 (25.00%) | |
| R | Marc-Vivien Bitangane | 8 | 0.00 (0.00%) |  |
| 8.33 | +11.00 (11.00%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| +1.00 (8.33%) | 12 | Deane Adams | K | |
| +2.00 (20.00%) | 10 | Chalermchai Klodpeng | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 9 | Rodriguez Sevilla | D | |
|
+3.00 (37.50%) | 8 | Nathan Cutler | D |
| +3.00 (33.33%) | 9 | Kieron Curtis | M | |
|
-1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Tyler Strodder | M |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Albert Hudd | M | |
| +4.00 (50.00%) | 8 | Desmond Rossall | M | |
|
+3.00 (42.86%) | 7 | Gerrit McPhail | M |
|
+3.00 (30.00%) | 10 | Alexander Milton | S |
| +2.00 (28.57%) | 7 | Bautista Gurrutxaga | S | |
| +18.00 (18.37%) | 8.91 |