| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Maverick Banks | 13 | +1.00 (7.69%) | |
| D | Darran Kempson | 10 | +5.00 (50.00%) |   |
| D | John Cokehead Terry | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | Curtis Woodhouse | 6 | +3.00 (50.00%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 13 | -2.00 (-15.38%) | |
| M | James Brown | 10 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Paul Groves | 7 | +2.00 (28.57%) | |
| M | Peter Sweeney | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Mannie Gallagher | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| S | Zico Scorez | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| S | Liam Hitman Hearn | 5 | +2.00 (40.00%) | |
| 8.73 | +15.00 (15.62%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Ban Those Cheats | K | |
| -1.00 (-11.11%) | 9 | Papas Mybitch | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Shivs Spunkbucket | D | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Abusive Jeff | D | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Vernon Bent | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Charismatic Jambags | M | |
|
+1.00 (12.50%) | 8 | Notplayin Forjayayever | M |
| -3.00 (-42.86%) | 7 | Dyers Fit Cousin | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Mymate Jambags | M | |
| -1.00 (-25.00%) | 4 | Gaucho Rodrigues | M | |
|
+2.00 (16.67%) | 12 | Wez Thomas | S |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 11 | Cameron Narraway | R | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Carlos Robinho | R | |
| -10.00 (-9.62%) | 8.00 |