| Pos | Name | Skill | Performance | |
| K | Maverick Banks | 13 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| D | John Cokehead Terry | 10 | +1.00 (10.00%) | |
| D | Curtis Woodhouse | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Serge Machine | 6 | +2.00 (33.33%) | |
| D | Maverick Greed | 5 | +1.00 (20.00%) | |
| M | Charles Darwin | 13 | -4.00 (-30.77%) |  |
| M | Hendrix Morrison | 7 | +1.00 (14.29%) | |
| M | Paul Groves | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| M | Peter Sweeney | 7 | -1.00 (-14.29%) |  |
| M | Mannie Gallagher | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| S | Zico Scorez | 9 | +1.00 (11.11%) | |
| R | Gary McAllister | 7 | 0.00 (0.00%) | |
| R | Razor Gruddock | 6 | +1.00 (16.67%) | |
| R | Liam Hitman Hearn | 5 | -1.00 (-20.00%) | |
| 7.64 | +4.00 (3.74%) |
Possession / Performance
| Performance | Skill | Name | Pos | |
| -1.00 (-14.29%) | 7 | Alan Johnson | K | |
| -1.00 (-10.00%) | 10 | Toni Nextdoor | D | |
| -1.00 (-12.50%) | 8 | Nancy America | D | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Aryan Daryl | D | |
| -2.00 (-20.00%) | 10 | Football Related Fred | M | |
| -4.00 (-44.44%) | 9 | Mark Corrigan | M | |
| -2.00 (-28.57%) | 7 | Super Hans | M | |
| -1.00 (-16.67%) | 6 | Reginald Wenton | M | |
| -1.00 (-20.00%) | 5 | Stefan Strauss | M | |
| -2.00 (-22.22%) | 9 | Fucking Hell Frankel | S | |
| -2.00 (-33.33%) | 6 | Fine Ass Elena | S | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 6 | Big Suze | R | |
| 0.00 (0.00%) | 5 | Strapon Michelle | R | |
| +1.00 (50.00%) | 2 | Mat Aris Darus | R | |
| -16.00 (-16.67%) | 6.86 |